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Along with the stress from the past few weeks of dealing with cleaning up a record of bullshit statistics, I've been having some pretty weird dreams lately. The one from yesterday dealt with rush at Psi U. All the new freshmen were coming in and looking all glassy eyed and impressed. A looooooong part of the dream was me staring at someone play a street fighter game in one of the machines. For some reason Dalsihm was the final boss and all the animation reminded me of the Newgrounds collab. The dream ended when I infiltrated one of the FRESHMEN ONLY events. The emphasis is because they were serious about this. Armed guards and everything. Cut to me running through a dark field inside the event running from the guards. For some reason a very large part of the crowd became convinced I was Dr. Dre.

I am not in fact, the good doctor. Just fyi.

This dream did inspire me to finally listen to "The Chronic," something I'd meant to do since I met Ben. It's an excellent album. If I were into analogies I'd point you to a recent xkcd.

Reading through american gods again. I love it how there's always something new about this book. I mean, does anyone really remember at what point piss pillars are mentioned?

Make sure to congratulate Chata on finally getting a mount. Girl's awful proud xD.

Kicking around the idea of a new screenname. I'll post a poll thingie (a serious one ^^;) to ask for input later. Adventure is out there.

Also someone gave me the impression earlier of being on high moral ground. Do stop being vain. No one actually cares. There's nothing but hills down here anyway, best you could is burn someone's face off only to have them come back years later in a pimped out robo-opera suit thingie.

Cus Seriously... this is what it's about. I'm not abridging this post or cutting it. Seriously, read everything I'm putting up before you bash me. Also hold your political beliefs, especially those on National Security against this upcoming post. Today... of all days, put on some Rage against the Machine and consider these words:

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bonds which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. That whenever any form of government becomes destructive to these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. --Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

• He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
• He has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
• He has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
• He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
• He has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
• He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the meantime exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
• He has endeavored to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migration hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.
• He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.
• He has made judges dependent on his will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
• He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.
• He has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislature.
• He has affected to render the military independent of and superior to civil power.
• He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:
• For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
• For protecting them, by mock trial, from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states:
• For cutting off our trade with all parts of the world:
• For imposing taxes on us without our consent:
• For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of trial by jury:
• For transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offenses:
• For abolishing the free system of English laws in a neighboring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule in these colonies:
• For taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws, and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments:
• For suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
• He has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us.
• He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burned our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
• He is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.
• He has constrained our fellow citizens taken captive on the high seas to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.
• He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian savages, whose known rule of warfare, is undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Nor have we been wanting in attention to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.
We, therefore, the representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by the authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states; that they are absolved from all allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

New Hampshire: Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts: John Hancock, Samual Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island: Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut: Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York: William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey: Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania: Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware: Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland: Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia: George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina: William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina: Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia: Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walto

Congratulations. You've just read the entire "Unanimous Declaration of the Thirteen United States of America" commonly called The Declaration of Independence. Spelling and capitalization retained. Emphasis supplied.

So I made an appointment with an adviser online for today at 5:30pm. I get to the BCC campus at 5:20pm and there's not a single car there. Just to be sure I walked up to the door of the building and it's locked. There's a sign on the door that says: "To try and reduce costs during the summer the building is closed on Fridays." THANKS FOR WASTING MY GAS, BCC.

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For some reason I'm extremely hyper today. Here's a meaningless poll!

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Apparently the fix-a-flat stuff didn't work on my tire and it ended up being just destroyed when my dad drove it to drop my little brother off at his friend's house. So he pulled into a parking lot and got out the spare only to discover that the spare was full-size and not one of those derpy tires they normally are~ Hurray new tire! :D

And then I kept checking the adviser appointments since sometimes people cancel and I found one for tomorrow at 5:30pm. Hopefully my situation can still be remedied.



THE (✔)-(✖) MEME // my thread

who's who thingie

It always bugs me when I find out I've been singing some small verse in a song wrong for the longest time. It's even worse when you can remember singing said verse in front of people, and more so if it was recently, and extremely more so if it was a popular song.

so umm yeah... SUNDAAAAAEEEEEE

xololovepuppy:  i had a horrible dream today
 me:  oh god did it involve pudding
and those tiny little soaps they give you in hotels?
O_O
i mean
horrible how?
horrible as in let's sing about it horrible?
xololovepuppy:  XDD no
 Sent at 1:11 AM on Wednesday
 xololovepuppy:  well some mad scientist made this... chemical that makes a woman's body spontaneously abort like.. all the eggs in her body
its just like mad blood and eggs everywhere
and even the woman's uterus was
was ejected by the body
D: it was horrible
and so some douchebag incested me with it. D:
 me:  O_O
you don't even have a brother!
 xololovepuppy:  *injected
wtf

September used to be my least favorite month, but now the title definitely goes to June. Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse, something else comes and takes a dump all over it, making it a million times harder to pull yourself out of the hole.

At least the time spent in Atlanta was pretty excellent thanks to all the Psi U's who were at the house at that time.

How long is a month? Too long it seems. What I really want is someone to really talk to, and yet I find it impossible to find someone who will really listen.

And to end in a lighter note here's a poll which will actually have some sort of value

Poll #1423393
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Which of this should I strive to attend

Any comments?